Biff wanders the pointless forest
Message ID: 331184
Posted By: mitmosnar
Posted On: 2005-12-28 15:38:00
Subject: Biff Wanders the Pointless Forest
Recs: 12
Having spent several *years* plying his witless misdirection without fashioning anything even remotely resembling a salient point relevant to *anything*, Biff is banished to the Pointless Forest, despite the observation that his handlebar moustache is 'sort of pointy', as are his clogs.
It is said he is doomed to wander the Pointless Forest for eternity, his presence on this plane reduced to random, disembodied words appearing as posts on the Y!SCOX board to befuddle those who would think him a sentient being.
Legend has it that if you flush an offering of chocolate and snails down the toilet while repeating his name three times, Biff will appear as a random selection of letters in your Alpha Bits the next day, or as a selection of Scrabble consonants.
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Posted By: mitmosnar
Posted On: 2005-12-28 15:38:00
Subject: Biff Wanders the Pointless Forest
Recs: 12
Having spent several *years* plying his witless misdirection without fashioning anything even remotely resembling a salient point relevant to *anything*, Biff is banished to the Pointless Forest, despite the observation that his handlebar moustache is 'sort of pointy', as are his clogs.
It is said he is doomed to wander the Pointless Forest for eternity, his presence on this plane reduced to random, disembodied words appearing as posts on the Y!SCOX board to befuddle those who would think him a sentient being.
Legend has it that if you flush an offering of chocolate and snails down the toilet while repeating his name three times, Biff will appear as a random selection of letters in your Alpha Bits the next day, or as a selection of Scrabble consonants.
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