Tim Ransom's Feeble Mind

Message ID: 331184 Posted By: mitmosnar Posted On: 2005-12-28 15:38:00 Subject: Biff Wanders the Pointless Forest Recs: 12 Having spent several *years* plying his witless misdirection without fashioning anything even remotely resembling a salient point relevant to *anything*, Biff is banished to the Pointless Forest, despite the observation that his handlebar moustache is 'sort of pointy', as are his clogs. It is said he is doomed to wander the Pointless Forest for eternity, his presence on this plane reduced to random, disembodied words appearing as posts on the Y!SCOX board to befuddle those who would think him a sentient being. Legend has it that if you flush an offering of chocolate and snails down the toilet while repeating his name three times, Biff will appear as a random selection of letters in your Alpha Bits the next day, or as a selection of Scrabble consonants. ------------------------------------------------------------ The text of this Yahoo Me

Message ID: 327558 Posted By: mitmosnar Posted On: 2005-12-14 08:46:00 Subject: Kimball Gets All the Good Ones Recs: 9 Add the SCOX dog and pony show to this schedule, and you've got a complete new season of Night Court! Although in this incarnation, I think John Larroquette should play Kevin McBride. Guy Sues Liquor Store Clerk for Denial of Service http://www.newwest.net/index.php/city/article/4611/C104/L104 46 Yr Old Teacher and Track Coach Seeks Tryst With 13 Yr Old Online - Charged With Shtooping 17 yr Old in Office http://www.sltrib.com/utah/ci_3271382 ------------------------------------------------------------ The text of this Yahoo Message Board post has been licensed for copying and distribution by the Yahoo Message Board user "mitmosnar" under the following license: License:  CC Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike v2.0 ------------------------------------------------------------