Biff and the amazing world of tomorrow!
Message ID: 321350
Posted By: mitmosnar
Posted On: 2005-11-17 14:01:00
Subject: Biff and the Amazing World of Tomorrow!
Recs: 8
cue theme:
http://www.joeyfiasco.com/mp3/Rocket Robin Hood.mp3
Today's Episode: Journey to Nowhere
run bio vignette as found in 321184
Open with close-up of Sherriff of N.O.T.T's face pointing skyward with eyes rolling back
Sherriff of N.O.T.T: Ah, Biff! Your moustache makes a fine pair of handlebars!
Biff: mrffgmmglff, Sir.
Cut to Prince John's throne room. The Prince sits on his throne while the Sherriff of N.O.T.T. skulks nervously, pacing in front of the throne.
Prince John: Something has got to be done about that disgusting little creature you've got working in the kitchen!
Sherriff of N.O.T.T (looking dismayed): You mean Biff sire...
Prince John: Yes, Biff. He smells wretched, and tried to feed me mollusks last night and this morning it was chocolate for breakfast! Is he trying to make me ill?
Sherriff of N.O.T.T: No, sire. I ...
Prince John: Well, you've got to get rid of him. Either that, or it's your head!
Sherriff of N.O.T.T: I have a plan, sire. We can send him on an impossible quest.
Prince John: What will we have him quest for? I doubt he could find his own rear with both hands.
Sherriff of N.O.T.T: I know! We can send him to find asteroid kernel 2.7!
Prince John: But that asteroid doesn't yet exist!
Sherriff of N.O.T.T (affecting an evil grin): As you say, sire.
Both: Ha ha ha ha! etc
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Posted By: mitmosnar
Posted On: 2005-11-17 14:01:00
Subject: Biff and the Amazing World of Tomorrow!
Recs: 8
cue theme:
http://www.joeyfiasco.com/mp3/Rocket Robin Hood.mp3
Today's Episode: Journey to Nowhere
run bio vignette as found in 321184
Open with close-up of Sherriff of N.O.T.T's face pointing skyward with eyes rolling back
Sherriff of N.O.T.T: Ah, Biff! Your moustache makes a fine pair of handlebars!
Biff: mrffgmmglff, Sir.
Cut to Prince John's throne room. The Prince sits on his throne while the Sherriff of N.O.T.T. skulks nervously, pacing in front of the throne.
Prince John: Something has got to be done about that disgusting little creature you've got working in the kitchen!
Sherriff of N.O.T.T (looking dismayed): You mean Biff sire...
Prince John: Yes, Biff. He smells wretched, and tried to feed me mollusks last night and this morning it was chocolate for breakfast! Is he trying to make me ill?
Sherriff of N.O.T.T: No, sire. I ...
Prince John: Well, you've got to get rid of him. Either that, or it's your head!
Sherriff of N.O.T.T: I have a plan, sire. We can send him on an impossible quest.
Prince John: What will we have him quest for? I doubt he could find his own rear with both hands.
Sherriff of N.O.T.T: I know! We can send him to find asteroid kernel 2.7!
Prince John: But that asteroid doesn't yet exist!
Sherriff of N.O.T.T (affecting an evil grin): As you say, sire.
Both: Ha ha ha ha! etc
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The text of this Yahoo Message Board post has been licensed for
copying and distribution by the Yahoo Message Board user "mitmosnar"
under the following license:
License: CC Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike v2.0
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