Biff and the amazing world of tomorrow

Message ID: 321184
Posted By: mitmosnar
Posted On: 2005-11-16 21:03:00
Subject: Biff and the Amazing World of Tomorrow
Recs: 13

With fiery blasts, our roaring rockets rise,
Beyond the Earth, beyond the skies!
At the sight of Robin, take your stand
With the gallant leader of our band.
Send a joyous shout throughout the land
For Rocket Robin Hood!!!

Piss-boy to the court of evil Prince John and courtesan to the Sheriff of N.O.T.T., Babbling Biff utilizes his incredible density to confound his opponents with non sequitors and meaningless questions.

Too short for an electro quarterstaff, Biff wields stale baguettes and his fearsome handlebar moustache when running from battle.

Found lost on the edge of the cosmos looking for the elusive asteroid kernel 2.7 due to his illiterate misreading of galactic star charts, Biff insists to anyone who will listen that it exists.

"Well, there was plans for an asteroid kernel 2.7, but then the show got cancelled", said Ed McNamara, former voice of Robin.


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