Biff and the amazing world of tomorrow!
Message ID: 322646
Posted By: mitmosnar
Posted On: 2005-11-23 15:43:00
Subject: Biff and the Amazing World of Tomorrow!
Recs: 17
cue theme:
http://www.joeyfiasco.com/mp3/Rocket Robin Hood.mp3
Today's Episode: Up the Fundamental Aperture
run bio vignette as found in 321184
Open with shot of Biff at the helm of a tiny one man space ship, holding an unfolded, cumbersome star chart upside down.
Narrator: In our last episode, Babbling Biff was sent by evil Prince John and the Sherriff of N.O.T.T. on a quest to find asteroid kernel 2.7, which, unbeknownst to Biff, does not exist.
Cut to throne room, where Prince John and the Sherriff of N.O.T.T. are wiping tears from their eyes, having had a hearty laugh at the thought of Biff questing pointlessly for the non-existant asteroid kernel 2.7.
Sherriff of N.O.T.T.: And that's not all, Sire! I took the liberty of providing Biff with a tracking device to help him "locate" the asteroid!
Prince John: Chortle! Excellent! And what is the device tuned to locate?
Sherriff of N.O.T.T.: It is tuned to react to the frequency of a transmitter I secreted inside a time release capsule which is hidden in Biff's supply of chocolate covered mullosks. Once he has digested the outer layer of chocolate, the signal should be loud enough to set off the locator.
Cut to Biff, who is now sitting upside down in his tiny ship in order to read the star chart he was holding upside down in previous scene. As his posterior slips closer to his face due to his awkward upside down position, it begins emitting a *beep* *beep* *beep* sound.
Biff: I knew it! I am getting *closer*! I can practically *smell* victory!
Cut to the throne room, where Prince John and the Sherriff of N.O.T.T. are obaerving Biff on a video screen.
Both: Ha ha ha ha! etc
overigens, dank u voor het bezoeken van mijn blog!
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Posted By: mitmosnar
Posted On: 2005-11-23 15:43:00
Subject: Biff and the Amazing World of Tomorrow!
Recs: 17
cue theme:
http://www.joeyfiasco.com/mp3/Rocket Robin Hood.mp3
Today's Episode: Up the Fundamental Aperture
run bio vignette as found in 321184
Open with shot of Biff at the helm of a tiny one man space ship, holding an unfolded, cumbersome star chart upside down.
Narrator: In our last episode, Babbling Biff was sent by evil Prince John and the Sherriff of N.O.T.T. on a quest to find asteroid kernel 2.7, which, unbeknownst to Biff, does not exist.
Cut to throne room, where Prince John and the Sherriff of N.O.T.T. are wiping tears from their eyes, having had a hearty laugh at the thought of Biff questing pointlessly for the non-existant asteroid kernel 2.7.
Sherriff of N.O.T.T.: And that's not all, Sire! I took the liberty of providing Biff with a tracking device to help him "locate" the asteroid!
Prince John: Chortle! Excellent! And what is the device tuned to locate?
Sherriff of N.O.T.T.: It is tuned to react to the frequency of a transmitter I secreted inside a time release capsule which is hidden in Biff's supply of chocolate covered mullosks. Once he has digested the outer layer of chocolate, the signal should be loud enough to set off the locator.
Cut to Biff, who is now sitting upside down in his tiny ship in order to read the star chart he was holding upside down in previous scene. As his posterior slips closer to his face due to his awkward upside down position, it begins emitting a *beep* *beep* *beep* sound.
Biff: I knew it! I am getting *closer*! I can practically *smell* victory!
Cut to the throne room, where Prince John and the Sherriff of N.O.T.T. are obaerving Biff on a video screen.
Both: Ha ha ha ha! etc
overigens, dank u voor het bezoeken van mijn blog!
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The text of this Yahoo Message Board post has been licensed for
copying and distribution by the Yahoo Message Board user "mitmosnar"
under the following license:
License: CC Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike v2.0
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